california dreamin

In San Diego w/ Piotr & Robo watching some football - not much time to write, on a shady wireless connection:

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Memorable quotes:

"did I eat peanuts last night?" - Piotr - "why is there bacon in my bed?"

{speaking of how alcohol tolerance has gone down} "well....I guess I do drink every day" - Mike

"where you guys staying?" {budget inn} - music stops at nightclub

fish tacos

miss idaho

"left my card can you get" {incoherent text from mike to robo & piotr...but robo's phone was on the hotel table, good thing they realized it was my credit card left at the bar}
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.........15 min later a phone call to mike - "Mike thanks for breakfast" - some chick on piotr's phone to mike - when Mike is at the damn hotel!! WTF

YOU A MARINE???? - you done pissing yet? Robo's cross stream experience

"could give u a bitemark?" ........"no marks - her girlfriend would get mad"

"that guy over there is sleeping at the wheel" piotr to taxi driver (after pissing him off) "cab drivers are the best, don't you think......" {awkward silence}

hot and cold milkshake

"get off my brother's wife!!!!!!!!!" bachelorette's brother's sister screaming at Piotr railing the bachelorette from the back on the dancefloor like a pornstar

{after dropping $200 on drinks and diner} "are you married?" "yes"


ever screw a girl with a skin disease?

inga & eva - ena/inga/whateva

"watch out for tranny's in tijuana" Angelina

Piotr as a vampire in a nightclub at 2am - who is that freaking weirdo up against the poll - oh yea, thats piotr

"it's not right to grope another man's wife" - man on street of downtown san diego to Piotr

"i'm soo drunk" text Piotr sent to robo's girl from Robo's cell